Hot Takes 

Doughnut Worries

One of our beloved town bakeries has been dealt a tough blow. The health inspector has scored it a fifty-seven! The whole town has been in shock, but it seems to me If you eat a doughnut, you also score a 57 for yourself. These treats are for children you weirdos. I see you sitting in your car, chewing with your mouth open, getting sprinkles all over your outfit.

I also noticed a local steak place got an 85- that sounds about right- if you get the salmon.